Girl in an expensive American city tells me to travel often and quit my job.
Chuck Palahniuk holds a gun to a man’s head and makes him promise to follow his dreams.
(As I tried to submit this to @pastabagel, I saw an ad by an institute of higher learning suggesting that I further my career by giving them money. A nice coincidence made possible by the fact that ads for higher degrees are more ubiquitous than weight-loss ads.)
(Beware: some of the images beyond “Read More” are violent.)